CRISIS MANAGEMENT

Welcome to the epicenter of chaos

Are you experiencing a Mental Health Emergency or perhaps a Pet-astrophic Event?

We're here to help with our expert team of highly trained, highly caffeinated crisis managers.

Our Services

• The Sock-astrophe Hotline: We'll help you find that one missing sock from the depths of the laundry blackhole.
• The Office Politics Intervention Unit: Let us handle that meeting for you.
• The Overthinker's Anonymous: We'll help you break free from the chains of excessive rationalization.

Don't see your issue listed? No worries! Just give us a call at our Contact Form.

Or, if you're feeling extra dramatic, just Press the Panic Button.